Can pigs fly?

Well, that's about as silly of a question as "Can it rain cats and dogs?" And the answer to both are yes. Yes they can. Pigs can fly because when pigs bathe in mud, their skin cells exfoliate until they are nothing but a hollow, pig shaped, blob. That can float. In extreme cases, however, the exfoliated cells reform into fully functional wings that make pigs fly like birds.

Shout out to Leilahni Chiaramonte for answering this question!