Do feet taste good?

Feet taste really good. This is true because people always say "Your feet smell like cheese!" Well, that smell is also a taste. That taste is really good because cheese tastes really good. Cheddar, Mozzarella, Gouda, you name it, it tastes good! When you wash your feet, they then taste like your body wash, which is unpleasant to the tongue, and therefore, feet taste good, and, furthermore, you should not wash them.