How did Humans learn how to talk?
Humans learned how to talk when their parents were talking. Who taught the first person to talk? Glad you asked! The first person learned to talk when he got hypnotized by a snake and the snake goes hsssssss hsssssss you can sssssspeak nowww... and the human was like, "Cool! Wassup dawg?" and the snake was like hsssssssss hssssss bye-bye! And he was never seen again.
Shout out to Jessi Spamton for answering this question