Where do hammocks come from?

Well, before I can tell you where hammocks come from, you're going to need a little bit of context. So, hams are never angry, or at least it is very rare. When they do get angry, which rarely happens, it is usually because someone, or something, is mocking them. The ham will always mock back (hence the word ham-mock). So, the universe does not like it when hams are angry. They are supposed to be happy all of the time, so it does something to the arrangement of the atoms in the ham as a punishment. Basically, the takeaway from this is: If you want a free hammock, you got to mock a ham.